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katara:

everything always happens so much

(via magstah)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via tipslip)

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via ugly)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via hotboyproblems)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via human)

cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

(Source: fingerblaster113, via legalmexican)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via humorking)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via unescapable)